SOS!

I have been strangely coveting what is essentially a tank top for a while now. My interest was originally engaged by this:


Quayside women's halter neck cable knit jumper, £35, Joules

And then refreshed by this:


Cotton Grandad Tank, £35, Brora

Seriously!
a) What the fuck would I wear it with?! When would I WANT to wear something sleeveless yet made of wool?
b) More importantly: I am 18, not 48! I should not be buying clothes from Brora or Joules, nor, having already done so, consider doing it again!

I've also been flicking though (my mother's...) Boden catalogue and ended up wanting several items. I should be looking at Topshop and French Connection, not bloody housewife wear!